THE MINI MAN  4'6"
Actor    Entertainer    Professional Dwarf for Hire



 



































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Work Experience:

Death At A Funeral (2006): I appeared in this film, directed by Frank Oz as the double for the lead character.

Peter Kay’s Phoenix Nights (2000): I appeared in an opening scene with 6 other dwarfs.  We arrived at the nightclub by coach, intoxicated, and singing football songs.  The bouncers attempted to prevent our entry to the club, and so we forced our way in.  Once in, we vandalised the fruit machine, and beat up the bouncers.

Busted Christmas Video (2003):  I was one of 3 elves who challenged the Busted boy’s attempted entry to the grotto (where Santa – Brian Capron aka Richard Hillman from Coronation Street – gave them clues to solve).

Harry Potter & the Philosopher’s Stone: This was as one of many goblins in the scene at the Gringotts Bank.

Pat Short’s Christmas Video (2003): The sketch was of Pat complaining about being killed by midges in the summer.  I was one of 3 “midgets”, who stalked him, and I then shot him with a rifle.  This was filmed in Co Limerick, Eire, during the summer of 2003.

Virgin Radio – Pete & Geoff (2003/04):  I was part of 2 sponsored competitions.  The first was a driver in a car chase in go-carts (a scaled down car chase from the film “The Italian Job”), the second was as a “Lumpy Humpa” (based on Willy Wonka’s Chocolate factory’s Oompa Loompas) singing riddles.

Pantomimes: I have done 5 consecutive Pantomime seasons starting in 2001 with my first Pantomime at the Gaiety Theatre in Dublin, 2002 Ashcroft Theatre in East Croydon, 2003 Assembly Halls in Royal Tunbridge Wells, 2004 Wycombe Swan in High Wycombe and last season at the Grand Theatre in
Swansea where I had the role of Head Dwarf (Skipper), which required me to sing solo’s during the show.

Festivals: I have worked at the Downloaded music festival, and have recently returned from The Global Gathering in Stratford Upon Avon where my roles included walkabouts in a variety of costumes and stage shows in the evenings.

Other:  I have considerable experience in other roles including as Doorman (Bouncer) – working alongside one of a more traditional stature!,  “Meet & Greet” – at the launch/promotion  of nightclubs, “Red Devilling”, and Leaflet Distribution.  My costumes include Black Tie/ Dinner Jacket,  Oompa Loompa, Leprechaun, and Red Devil.

Recent Work :

Johnny VegasWith the ever funny Johnny Vegas, thanks for the laughs matey and I’ll see you soon!

Jody KiddWith Jody Kidd

Matt Lucas - Little BritainWith Matt Lucas
filming for Little Britain

TMGoss Promotional Work for TM Goss

Me and two of my good work mateys aarrgghhh (sorry but had to be done) working at a Halloween bash for Jonathon Ross with his family and friends.balloons
You'll see from this very poor picture that Russell Brand was a guest at the function. (My apologies for the poor picture but it was at this perfectly timed moment that my camera decided to have a functionality fart! Rectified now though as I have smashed the hell out of said camera and replaced it with a newer model). You are going to have to take it from me and my two work mateys aarrgghh (sorry again) that it is Jonathon Ross at the back right.

Me and some of my colleagues on a recent film shoot for an advert for a famous satellite channel (Clue just look at the guy in the purple suits microphone). I am the one kneeling down just to his right with the blue with white striped tracky bottoms.

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Soon to be aired on said satellite channel, so keep an eye out for me and my friends.

Here I am at the launch off the Cannon Ball 8000 2007 race at Earl's Court.

Cannonball 8000 Race

 

 

 

 

 

At a company works Christmas party.
Perhaps yours next Christmas
can be this good too! Christmas PartyChristmas Party

Exclusive waiters: www.show33.co.uk/boat-party.html
Breakthrough video:  www.breakinevenrecords.co.uk

A stunt film:  www.ivegotasmallproblem.com

Cats on Stilts
max.hamilton@bardwell-press.co.uk
photograph by Haarala/Hamilton

cats on stilts

 
www.visuelle.biz balloons
 

Me as the mascot and water boy at a recent Huddersfield URFC match played in
memory of one of their players Barry (Barry White) Prosser

It was day to remember on this engagement because the rugby ground that the match was originally planned to be played on had a corpse found on it that morning so the team had to change venues at the last minute and also as you will see this poor guy lying on the floor had what I think was his leg broken during the game... Ouch! Who says Rugby isn't a sport of men! If you're reading this matey...(sorry I've forgotten your name) I hope you're on the mend!

Huddersfield RUFC





































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